Aspect #2: Library taunts.
Big Ten school book transfers are handled by a separate delivery system. The books come and go in big gray bins wrapped in padded envelopes. Naturally, UM and OSU send taunts back and forth the week of The Game. I compiled our message and we sent it yesterday, insulting their "storied" history and their plagiarized traditions:
This is what they sent yesterday: A simple message, written in Sharpie, in the handwriting of a six-year-old. A six-year-old sea cow. But it was probably someone very high up in the department who got promoted for spelling all the words correctly. Anyway: